1 00:00:02,706 --> 00:00:03,974 [dogs barking] 2 00:00:04,008 --> 00:00:05,144 What do we got? 3 00:00:05,177 --> 00:00:07,147 ? [spy music plays] 4 00:00:07,148 --> 00:00:09,284 Lost dog's been wandering the marshland all night. 5 00:00:09,285 --> 00:00:10,955 Every time we approach it, it goes further 6 00:00:10,956 --> 00:00:11,990 into the wetlands. 7 00:00:11,991 --> 00:00:13,593 Well, this place floods when the tide comes in, 8 00:00:13,594 --> 00:00:14,674 so we gotta move quick. 9 00:00:14,675 --> 00:00:16,398 I don't think your toy's big enough to pick up a collie. 10 00:00:16,399 --> 00:00:18,689 My unmanned aerial vehicle is not for the dog. 11 00:00:18,690 --> 00:00:19,371 It's for the bait. 12 00:00:19,372 --> 00:00:20,752 And my shirtless beach runs. 13 00:00:21,276 --> 00:00:22,980 Bro, that's hickory smoked. 14 00:00:22,981 --> 00:00:24,314 [Frank] Oh, should work perfectly, then. 15 00:00:24,315 --> 00:00:26,353 That's why you always bring a backup. 16 00:00:26,721 --> 00:00:28,289 [Frank] Let's roll... or fly. 17 00:00:29,425 --> 00:00:32,364 Just when I think you can't get any more badass. 18 00:00:33,835 --> 00:00:36,405 ? [spy music plays] 19 00:00:37,074 --> 00:00:38,276 [dog whines] 20 00:00:39,294 --> 00:00:43,553 [laughs] Hey, you just sausage slapped him! 21 00:00:43,554 --> 00:00:45,658 Let's keep those words, in that order, 22 00:00:45,659 --> 00:00:46,526 outta the report. 23 00:00:46,527 --> 00:00:48,330 Ooh, he liked it. He's following it. 24 00:00:48,331 --> 00:00:50,200 Come on, buddy, take a little nibble 25 00:00:50,201 --> 00:00:52,071 of Frank's dangling meat. 26 00:00:52,104 --> 00:00:53,205 Good lord. 27 00:00:53,206 --> 00:00:55,075 [Frank] Just a little further. 28 00:00:55,076 --> 00:00:56,412 Come on. 29 00:00:56,613 --> 00:00:57,983 [dog barks] 30 00:00:58,216 --> 00:01:00,287 [gasps] Yes! 31 00:01:01,523 --> 00:01:02,573 [Shred] Yay! 32 00:01:02,592 --> 00:01:03,642 [growling] 33 00:01:05,196 --> 00:01:07,368 Oh... Yeah. Come on, buddy. 34 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:08,504 Good boy. 35 00:01:08,938 --> 00:01:10,473 Mission accomplished. 36 00:01:10,508 --> 00:01:12,444 Rough landing, but next time- 37 00:01:13,781 --> 00:01:15,217 [Victoria] Ooh. 38 00:01:15,618 --> 00:01:16,987 Well, he died a hero. 39 00:01:17,187 --> 00:01:19,291 Moment of silence, please. 40 00:01:20,494 --> 00:01:21,564 Oh. 41 00:01:21,597 --> 00:01:23,701 ? [vocalizing] 42 00:01:54,395 --> 00:01:56,633 Top o' the morning, Frank. 43 00:01:56,900 --> 00:01:58,103 [dog barks] -Ahh! 44 00:01:58,104 --> 00:02:00,272 You remember my best friend, Hopper? 45 00:02:00,273 --> 00:02:02,410 Yeah, you mean your best dog friend [chuckles]. 46 00:02:02,411 --> 00:02:03,648 Why is he in the truck? 47 00:02:03,814 --> 00:02:06,119 Well, they're banning dogs from my building. 48 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:07,287 I mean, I guess they already were banned, 49 00:02:07,288 --> 00:02:09,858 And then my idiot neighbor ratted us out after Hopper 50 00:02:09,859 --> 00:02:11,194 gnawed on her kid's stroller. 51 00:02:11,195 --> 00:02:12,063 Yeah, well, that's something 52 00:02:12,064 --> 00:02:13,298 a human best friend would never do. 53 00:02:13,299 --> 00:02:16,639 I would move, but Doc Whiskers just really loves my apartment. 54 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:18,510 And, you know cats, they hate change. 55 00:02:18,511 --> 00:02:20,715 That's why I can't ever shave my beard, so... 56 00:02:20,716 --> 00:02:21,716 Hopper's gotta leave. 57 00:02:21,717 --> 00:02:23,719 Yeah, well, I'm sure he'll find a great home. 58 00:02:23,720 --> 00:02:26,692 Probably not one with children or a diverse mailman. 59 00:02:26,693 --> 00:02:28,395 I've also seen him be weird to women. 60 00:02:28,396 --> 00:02:30,132 I'm making him the precinct dog. 61 00:02:30,133 --> 00:02:31,435 He's just like his old man. [Hopper barks] 62 00:02:31,436 --> 00:02:33,507 Born leader, full head of hair, opinionated. 63 00:02:33,508 --> 00:02:35,777 He doesn't seem thrilled that I'm in the truck, Frank. 64 00:02:35,778 --> 00:02:37,381 Again, like his old man. 65 00:02:37,382 --> 00:02:38,784 [Hopper barks] 66 00:02:38,785 --> 00:02:40,587 [Shred] Yeah, have you cleared this with Emily? 67 00:02:40,588 --> 00:02:41,923 [Frank] I called her this morning 68 00:02:41,924 --> 00:02:43,393 but she didn't pick up. 69 00:02:52,879 --> 00:02:54,415 Oh! Uh-uh, hi. 70 00:02:54,449 --> 00:02:56,219 -You're here early. -Mm-hmm. 71 00:02:56,252 --> 00:02:57,922 And... I'm here late. 72 00:02:57,923 --> 00:02:59,592 I forgot we were supposed to walk this morning. 73 00:02:59,593 --> 00:03:02,265 I went alone. Like a loser. It was so embarrassing. 74 00:03:02,266 --> 00:03:03,933 I mean, it was really nice to do a walk 75 00:03:03,934 --> 00:03:05,403 that wasn't of shame, but still. 76 00:03:05,404 --> 00:03:06,873 And you bailed on coffee last week. 77 00:03:06,874 --> 00:03:08,409 -What is happening? -Um... 78 00:03:08,677 --> 00:03:11,116 Well, I... I do have a little secret. 79 00:03:11,416 --> 00:03:12,919 So, I guess I'll tell you. 80 00:03:12,952 --> 00:03:14,002 Um... 81 00:03:14,421 --> 00:03:15,792 I started to golf. 82 00:03:16,192 --> 00:03:17,863 -What? Golfing? -Yeah. 83 00:03:17,896 --> 00:03:19,232 But you hate sports. 84 00:03:19,233 --> 00:03:20,634 Well, I think what it was is I... 85 00:03:20,635 --> 00:03:22,169 I hadn't found the right sport. 86 00:03:22,170 --> 00:03:23,641 But now I have, and it's golf. 87 00:03:23,674 --> 00:03:26,547 And my coach says I'm a natural, actually. 88 00:03:26,580 --> 00:03:28,216 And his-his name's Javie. 89 00:03:28,283 --> 00:03:29,619 Is Javie cute? 90 00:03:30,588 --> 00:03:31,638 Yeah. 91 00:03:31,657 --> 00:03:33,795 Oh... really? 92 00:03:33,796 --> 00:03:34,729 Wow. Dish. 93 00:03:34,730 --> 00:03:37,233 Like, did something happen with Javie? 94 00:03:37,234 --> 00:03:38,135 Yeah, we made, 95 00:03:38,136 --> 00:03:41,342 we made... we made love to-together. 96 00:03:42,017 --> 00:03:44,615 -No, you didn't. -Big time. 97 00:03:44,616 --> 00:03:46,484 There is no way that you made love 98 00:03:46,485 --> 00:03:48,556 with your golf instructor, Javie, and didn't tell me. 99 00:03:48,557 --> 00:03:49,692 You're hiding something. 100 00:03:49,693 --> 00:03:51,361 Okay, technically, we did not 101 00:03:51,362 --> 00:03:52,765 fully sleep together, but we did 102 00:03:52,766 --> 00:03:55,136 do a lot of serious parking lot stuff. 103 00:03:55,170 --> 00:03:57,876 Time for the morning meeting. Frank's got a crazy dog. 104 00:03:57,877 --> 00:03:58,777 [barking] 105 00:03:58,778 --> 00:04:01,516 So the new snake tongs will arrive on- 106 00:04:01,517 --> 00:04:02,651 - [barking] - Oh, uh... 107 00:04:02,652 --> 00:04:05,389 The snake tongs will be arriving here, 108 00:04:05,390 --> 00:04:07,140 uh, next Wednesd-. [Hopper barks] 109 00:04:07,141 --> 00:04:09,397 Boss, you want me to put down that dog? 110 00:04:09,398 --> 00:04:10,968 Hey! Come on, he's a talker. 111 00:04:10,969 --> 00:04:13,272 He was already talking dangerously close to my groin. 112 00:04:13,273 --> 00:04:14,441 Frank, what's the plan here? 113 00:04:14,442 --> 00:04:16,579 I think we can all agree that morale at the precinct 114 00:04:16,580 --> 00:04:17,716 is at an all-time low. 115 00:04:17,749 --> 00:04:19,318 -No, it's not. -What we need... 116 00:04:19,319 --> 00:04:20,587 [Hopper barking] -is a precinct dog. 117 00:04:20,588 --> 00:04:22,658 Nothing makes people happier than a mascot, 118 00:04:22,659 --> 00:04:25,297 and Hopper will give us something to believe in. 119 00:04:25,330 --> 00:04:27,568 And mascots don't usually foam at the mouth. 120 00:04:27,569 --> 00:04:29,303 I called you this morning to get the okay 121 00:04:29,304 --> 00:04:30,138 but you didn't answer. 122 00:04:30,139 --> 00:04:31,709 Oh, yeah, because she was golfing. 123 00:04:31,710 --> 00:04:33,480 Uh, no. No need for the quote marks. 124 00:04:33,514 --> 00:04:34,649 I was on the links. 125 00:04:34,650 --> 00:04:36,351 [Hopper barking] -Yeah, Frank, this is... 126 00:04:36,352 --> 00:04:37,554 this is unsustainable. 127 00:04:37,555 --> 00:04:39,626 He just needs to learn everyone's scent. 128 00:04:39,660 --> 00:04:43,299 Folks, your back door is like a name tag for a dog, so... 129 00:04:43,332 --> 00:04:44,382 line up and bend over. 130 00:04:44,383 --> 00:04:46,404 Nope. Nobody do that. Um, okay, we are so close 131 00:04:46,405 --> 00:04:47,440 to finishing this meeting. 132 00:04:47,441 --> 00:04:48,442 [Roman] What, what! 133 00:04:48,443 --> 00:04:51,349 Party people in the house. 134 00:04:51,382 --> 00:04:55,257 Cherise, these are the people who love to partay. 135 00:04:55,290 --> 00:04:58,497 Guys, this is my intimate gal pal. 136 00:04:58,531 --> 00:04:59,866 -Cherise. -Salut. 137 00:04:59,867 --> 00:05:00,867 Welcome, Cherise. 138 00:05:00,868 --> 00:05:03,873 And Roman, so nice to see you here for... 139 00:05:03,874 --> 00:05:05,377 for, um, for why? 140 00:05:05,410 --> 00:05:07,849 I brought m'lady, French, 141 00:05:07,883 --> 00:05:10,553 here to show off all my philanthropic efforts. 142 00:05:10,554 --> 00:05:13,727 The kennels that I built, the murals that I painted, 143 00:05:13,728 --> 00:05:16,299 and the cans of pears I left behind in the kitchen. 144 00:05:16,332 --> 00:05:17,769 Management only, Shrek. 145 00:05:17,803 --> 00:05:19,640 You only have me for two more hours. 146 00:05:19,641 --> 00:05:21,576 Oh. Okay, plea- what did, what did we say? 147 00:05:21,577 --> 00:05:22,746 -Oop. [Hopper barks] 148 00:05:22,747 --> 00:05:23,613 Wow! 149 00:05:23,614 --> 00:05:25,551 Who is this little friendly fellow? 150 00:05:25,585 --> 00:05:28,489 This is Hopper. I know he can seem a little aggressive, 151 00:05:28,490 --> 00:05:30,693 but he loves surprise kisses, so get your face in there. 152 00:05:30,694 --> 00:05:31,729 Well, that kinda behavior's 153 00:05:31,730 --> 00:05:33,400 is reflective of poor ownership. 154 00:05:33,433 --> 00:05:34,870 [barking] 155 00:05:34,903 --> 00:05:35,971 Oops. 156 00:05:35,972 --> 00:05:37,942 Okay, meeting adjourned. Meeting adjourned. 157 00:05:37,943 --> 00:05:40,013 [Hopper barking] 158 00:05:40,247 --> 00:05:42,852 Frank, the dog has got to go. 159 00:05:43,219 --> 00:05:45,356 Hey, guys. Guys. 160 00:05:45,758 --> 00:05:47,494 I got a bite on your flip house. 161 00:05:47,495 --> 00:05:48,863 -What? -Cool! Who's biting? 162 00:05:48,864 --> 00:05:50,099 Her name's Rebecca. 163 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:51,771 It's a cash offer. 164 00:05:51,804 --> 00:05:54,341 But she is coming in 25 under asking. 165 00:05:54,375 --> 00:05:55,525 -Under? -[Shred] Hey. 166 00:05:55,526 --> 00:05:57,647 This thing's been on the market for ages, that's pretty good. 167 00:05:57,648 --> 00:05:58,883 -Thank you, Bettany. -It's great. 168 00:05:58,884 --> 00:06:02,356 But I'm wondering if maybe we should tag me into the deal. 169 00:06:02,357 --> 00:06:03,391 Um... 170 00:06:03,392 --> 00:06:04,529 Um? [laughs] 171 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:05,580 I'm a closer, baby. 172 00:06:05,632 --> 00:06:08,282 Especially since I read that FBI negotiator's book. 173 00:06:08,303 --> 00:06:10,608 Turns out there are a lot of similarities 174 00:06:10,641 --> 00:06:13,747 between selling a house and freeing a Somalian hostage. 175 00:06:13,781 --> 00:06:15,952 -What? -Quick sidebar with my man. 176 00:06:15,985 --> 00:06:17,035 Yeah? 177 00:06:17,087 --> 00:06:18,389 -What? -Hey, so we don't 178 00:06:18,390 --> 00:06:19,457 have any other offers. -That's true. 179 00:06:19,458 --> 00:06:21,562 So I think what we should be saying right now 180 00:06:21,563 --> 00:06:22,765 is stuff like, thank you so much. 181 00:06:22,766 --> 00:06:24,400 Also, what kinda cookies do you like? 182 00:06:24,401 --> 00:06:25,637 'Cause we're gonna bake you some. 183 00:06:25,638 --> 00:06:26,772 -Yeah. No, you're right. -Okay. 184 00:06:26,773 --> 00:06:28,643 -Bettany, we appreciate you. -Mm-hmm. 185 00:06:28,644 --> 00:06:30,647 And in fact, if there's anything you need from us, 186 00:06:30,648 --> 00:06:31,448 you just let us know. 187 00:06:31,449 --> 00:06:33,386 -I'm good. -[Shred] By the way... 188 00:06:33,387 --> 00:06:34,555 What is your favorite cookie? 189 00:06:34,556 --> 00:06:36,491 Aww, you wanna bake me something sweet? 190 00:06:36,492 --> 00:06:37,393 - Yeah - We'd love to. 191 00:06:37,394 --> 00:06:39,899 You can bake in a 10 percent commission. 192 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:42,436 We were talking about cookies. 193 00:06:42,437 --> 00:06:44,842 [Frank] Don't you worry, buddy. We'll figure something out. 194 00:06:44,843 --> 00:06:47,381 But for now, it's not so bad. 195 00:06:47,414 --> 00:06:48,614 There's no scary people 196 00:06:48,617 --> 00:06:51,556 coming around the corner to startle you. 197 00:06:51,557 --> 00:06:54,061 All the used tennis balls you can dream of. 198 00:06:56,432 --> 00:06:57,936 [Hopper whines] 199 00:06:57,969 --> 00:07:00,541 Hup. Nope. Done. We're not doing this. Come on. 200 00:07:00,575 --> 00:07:02,879 We already saw this wall of giant dogs. 201 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:04,582 [Hopper barks] -[Frank] Hopper! 202 00:07:04,583 --> 00:07:06,019 -Hopper. Hopper! 203 00:07:06,052 --> 00:07:08,022 Please stop. Hopper! 204 00:07:10,427 --> 00:07:12,064 You are so powerful. 205 00:07:12,097 --> 00:07:13,834 There's no way that word 206 00:07:13,835 --> 00:07:15,503 means the same thing in your native language. 207 00:07:15,504 --> 00:07:17,708 -You like that, Cherie baby? -Oui. 208 00:07:17,709 --> 00:07:19,712 Don't use my dog in your foreplay. 209 00:07:20,213 --> 00:07:21,917 There is good in this dog. 210 00:07:21,918 --> 00:07:23,151 But he's in the wrong environment. 211 00:07:23,152 --> 00:07:27,226 I assume you live very much alone in a sad one-bedroom? 212 00:07:27,227 --> 00:07:29,732 Would a sad one-bedroom have a burgundy accent wall 213 00:07:29,733 --> 00:07:30,968 in its kitchen/living room? 214 00:07:30,969 --> 00:07:34,975 Burgundy is a trigger color for most dogs and most people. 215 00:07:34,976 --> 00:07:35,844 You're wearing burgundy. 216 00:07:35,845 --> 00:07:38,650 I can sense when a dog is not thriving. 217 00:07:38,684 --> 00:07:41,623 It's a working-class breed. It needs space, 218 00:07:41,657 --> 00:07:43,359 and stimulation. 219 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:45,564 -And I know just the spot. -You're gonna say your house? 220 00:07:45,565 --> 00:07:46,598 I'm gonna say my mansion. 221 00:07:46,599 --> 00:07:48,001 Which is a limited time offer 222 00:07:48,002 --> 00:07:49,004 that expires in five... 223 00:07:49,005 --> 00:07:50,973 Pass. Hopper's exactly where he belongs. 224 00:07:50,974 --> 00:07:53,504 Oh, really? 'Cause he just left you 10 seconds ago. 225 00:07:53,581 --> 00:07:55,183 [Emily screams] 226 00:07:55,184 --> 00:07:57,521 -Eat the yogurt, not the lady! -[Emily whines] 227 00:07:57,522 --> 00:07:59,090 [Shred] Live and active cultures for you. 228 00:07:59,091 --> 00:08:00,141 Just eat the yogurt! 229 00:08:00,193 --> 00:08:02,663 What are you doing? He's not supposed to eat that. 230 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:09,412 What happens next time this is a child? 231 00:08:09,413 --> 00:08:10,446 Or worse. 232 00:08:10,447 --> 00:08:12,418 A famous person. 233 00:08:12,484 --> 00:08:14,822 You need to give me the dog. 234 00:08:14,856 --> 00:08:16,892 Frank, clearly his snaps are magic. 235 00:08:16,893 --> 00:08:18,696 [Shred] And they do seem to have a rapport. 236 00:08:18,697 --> 00:08:21,537 You're just jealous because Hopper asks nothing of me 237 00:08:21,538 --> 00:08:22,704 and I give him everything. 238 00:08:22,705 --> 00:08:24,642 You two have a level of intimacy that I'm a little bit 239 00:08:24,643 --> 00:08:26,612 jealous of, but I really do think it's the best thing 240 00:08:26,613 --> 00:08:28,917 for Hopper and for all of us. 241 00:08:28,918 --> 00:08:32,056 Yeah, could somebody maybe help me down? 242 00:08:32,057 --> 00:08:34,562 'Cause I think my vertigo is kicking in. 243 00:08:34,596 --> 00:08:35,832 [engine starts] 244 00:08:35,865 --> 00:08:39,071 [Roman] Cherise! Not where Hopper can see. 245 00:08:43,045 --> 00:08:44,515 Sorry, man. 246 00:08:44,516 --> 00:08:45,517 I know that was tough. 247 00:08:45,518 --> 00:08:47,789 You... wanna grab a beer and talk about it? 248 00:08:47,822 --> 00:08:50,761 I would, but everyone's already gone home. 249 00:08:50,762 --> 00:08:53,666 Okay, I know you're joking, but that... 250 00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:54,836 really hurt. 251 00:08:56,249 --> 00:09:00,781 With the movie White Chicks, you have to remember 252 00:09:00,782 --> 00:09:02,619 that it's a product of its time. 253 00:09:02,620 --> 00:09:03,787 [TV playing in background] 254 00:09:03,788 --> 00:09:05,658 Where's the remote? 255 00:09:05,892 --> 00:09:07,762 [groans] 256 00:09:10,568 --> 00:09:12,638 ? [sad music plays] 257 00:09:12,672 --> 00:09:14,576 [Doc Whiskers growls and hisses] 258 00:09:14,609 --> 00:09:15,659 Okay, Doc. 259 00:09:15,711 --> 00:09:18,550 You won the battle, no need to dance on his grave. 260 00:09:18,551 --> 00:09:20,953 I feel like it's only a matter of time before 261 00:09:20,954 --> 00:09:22,123 Victoria finds out about us. 262 00:09:22,124 --> 00:09:23,814 I mean, she is kind of relentless. 263 00:09:23,827 --> 00:09:25,295 I have to ask. Why golf? 264 00:09:25,296 --> 00:09:26,297 I don't know. I panicked. 265 00:09:26,298 --> 00:09:28,536 I mean, what else do people do in the mornings? 266 00:09:28,537 --> 00:09:29,617 Last week before work 267 00:09:29,706 --> 00:09:33,279 you swam, you did yoga, you went to physical therapy. 268 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:35,282 Yeah, but those are real and I needed a lie. 269 00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:37,187 -[Shred] Hmm. [phone rings] 270 00:09:37,220 --> 00:09:38,791 Oh. Frank's calling. 271 00:09:38,824 --> 00:09:41,229 Probably a butt dial, but just in case. 272 00:09:41,262 --> 00:09:42,312 -Frank? -Hey. 273 00:09:42,313 --> 00:09:44,167 What are you doing right now? You wanna grab a beer? 274 00:09:44,168 --> 00:09:45,169 Uh. 275 00:09:45,170 --> 00:09:46,170 Like, together? 276 00:09:46,171 --> 00:09:47,172 Don't be weird. 277 00:09:47,173 --> 00:09:48,876 Yes. The answer's yes. I will be right there. 278 00:09:48,877 --> 00:09:51,015 You just drop a pin and I'm on the way. Okay? 279 00:09:51,016 --> 00:09:51,849 [call ends] 280 00:09:51,850 --> 00:09:53,019 -It's happening. -Wh- 281 00:09:53,053 --> 00:09:55,056 Frank wants to hang out outside of work. 282 00:09:55,090 --> 00:09:56,291 [engine revs] 283 00:09:56,292 --> 00:09:57,292 [tires squeal] 284 00:09:57,293 --> 00:09:58,127 Okay. 285 00:09:58,128 --> 00:09:59,698 I'm sorry, I have to drop you off. 286 00:09:59,699 --> 00:10:01,100 I need to go home and change tops. 287 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,151 Okay... yeah. 288 00:10:02,152 --> 00:10:04,575 I don't know that I've ever heard you refer to it as a top. 289 00:10:04,576 --> 00:10:05,610 [quietly squealing] [phone rings] 290 00:10:05,611 --> 00:10:07,013 Oh, Frank's calling me now. 291 00:10:07,014 --> 00:10:08,984 Okay. No, that's definitely his butt. 292 00:10:08,985 --> 00:10:10,820 -[Emily] Hey, Frank. -Hey. What are you doing? 293 00:10:10,821 --> 00:10:12,892 I'm at the golf pro shop. 294 00:10:13,126 --> 00:10:15,965 -[whispers] Why? -[whispers] I don't know. 295 00:10:15,998 --> 00:10:17,702 Oh, s-sure. 296 00:10:17,735 --> 00:10:19,070 I'll see you there. 297 00:10:19,605 --> 00:10:22,846 I guess I'm coming to your drinks. 298 00:10:23,313 --> 00:10:25,650 -Oh. -Oh, hey. I'm-I'm sorry. 299 00:10:25,651 --> 00:10:26,701 It's fine. 300 00:10:26,702 --> 00:10:27,987 It's just, if this seems like it's heading towards 301 00:10:27,988 --> 00:10:30,894 a bro sleepover, I'm gonna need you to be cool and bail. 302 00:10:31,261 --> 00:10:32,665 [Bettany] It's morning. 303 00:10:32,699 --> 00:10:36,371 You come downstairs and the smell of coffee 304 00:10:36,372 --> 00:10:38,042 permeates your new home. 305 00:10:38,043 --> 00:10:39,043 I love coffee. 306 00:10:39,044 --> 00:10:41,115 That is a very generous offer. 307 00:10:41,148 --> 00:10:43,619 Thank you. I'll call you back. 308 00:10:43,620 --> 00:10:44,588 That's the Saudis. 309 00:10:44,589 --> 00:10:46,819 They're taking a very aggressive position. 310 00:10:46,826 --> 00:10:49,263 This is Patel. He's one of the owners. 311 00:10:49,264 --> 00:10:50,868 Hi. Amit Patel. 312 00:10:50,902 --> 00:10:53,372 Rakishly handsome face from the sign on the yard. 313 00:10:53,373 --> 00:10:54,842 [Bettany and Patel fake laugh] 314 00:10:54,843 --> 00:10:56,813 Will you excuse us for a second? 315 00:10:56,814 --> 00:10:57,864 So good to meet you. 316 00:10:57,882 --> 00:11:00,386 There are no Saudis. That was a fake offer move. 317 00:11:00,387 --> 00:11:01,757 I told you, I've got this. 318 00:11:01,790 --> 00:11:03,694 I really see myself here. 319 00:11:03,727 --> 00:11:05,657 You know what? I could see you here too. 320 00:11:05,964 --> 00:11:09,004 Although I could also see three Saudis sharing shakshuka 321 00:11:09,037 --> 00:11:10,807 over in the breakfast nook. 322 00:11:12,177 --> 00:11:13,279 What's their offer? 323 00:11:13,312 --> 00:11:15,081 Ten thou over asking. 324 00:11:15,082 --> 00:11:17,086 But you could match that and... 325 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:19,992 we could close this thing right here, right now. 326 00:11:22,430 --> 00:11:24,168 Okay, let's do it. 327 00:11:24,201 --> 00:11:25,403 R-really? 328 00:11:25,404 --> 00:11:26,271 [laughs] Great. 329 00:11:26,272 --> 00:11:29,144 Glad I was here to land this plane. 330 00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:32,985 Oh, yay! You made it. 331 00:11:32,986 --> 00:11:34,220 When Frank called, I said, 332 00:11:34,221 --> 00:11:36,124 "Don't forget Shred, he would love this". 333 00:11:36,125 --> 00:11:36,992 That's not true. 334 00:11:36,993 --> 00:11:38,997 That-that can't be how it happened. 335 00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:41,969 Emily! Wow. 336 00:11:41,970 --> 00:11:43,641 Boss outside of work. 337 00:11:43,674 --> 00:11:45,177 What a... very fun. 338 00:11:45,178 --> 00:11:47,480 I invited her even though she banished my dog 339 00:11:47,481 --> 00:11:49,785 from the precinct, sending me into a crushing depression. 340 00:11:49,786 --> 00:11:50,987 Do you wanna know what's really cool 341 00:11:50,988 --> 00:11:52,691 about this place that I picked? 342 00:11:52,692 --> 00:11:54,428 It has a golf simulator. 343 00:11:54,461 --> 00:11:55,831 What? No, it doesn't. 344 00:11:55,864 --> 00:11:57,768 It does, in the other room. Yeah. 345 00:11:57,769 --> 00:11:59,436 I want to see that swing of yours, girlfriend. 346 00:11:59,437 --> 00:12:00,487 Uh, totally. 347 00:12:00,488 --> 00:12:02,944 Um, but, you know, tonight's about our friend, Frank, 348 00:12:02,945 --> 00:12:04,280 so we should just be there for him. 349 00:12:04,281 --> 00:12:07,386 Don't let my spiral suspend any mirth. 350 00:12:07,387 --> 00:12:08,437 Go. Fake golf. 351 00:12:08,438 --> 00:12:10,292 Honestly, you ladies are kinda killin' the vibe. 352 00:12:10,293 --> 00:12:12,062 [Victoria] Okay. -It's okay, it's what happens 353 00:12:12,063 --> 00:12:13,465 when you get bigger groups together. 354 00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:14,736 [Victoria] Come on. 355 00:12:14,903 --> 00:12:16,339 Now it's just us. 356 00:12:16,372 --> 00:12:18,243 [grunts] Frank and Beans. 357 00:12:18,244 --> 00:12:20,045 What, you gave yourself Beans? 358 00:12:20,046 --> 00:12:21,950 I actually started with Beans. 359 00:12:23,085 --> 00:12:24,220 2017. 360 00:12:24,254 --> 00:12:25,691 Pre-pandemic. 361 00:12:25,724 --> 00:12:27,127 You're getting a great deal. 362 00:12:27,128 --> 00:12:29,464 House down the street is asking the same price. 363 00:12:29,465 --> 00:12:30,498 And those dopes, 364 00:12:30,499 --> 00:12:31,769 they don't even have a basement. 365 00:12:31,770 --> 00:12:33,706 I actually don't need a basement. 366 00:12:33,707 --> 00:12:34,943 It's a flood risk. 367 00:12:34,944 --> 00:12:36,477 Uh, yeah. But, you know, it's Seattle. 368 00:12:36,478 --> 00:12:37,715 It barely rains here. 369 00:12:37,716 --> 00:12:38,582 Not to mention, you know, 370 00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:39,584 it's really far from the freeway, 371 00:12:39,585 --> 00:12:41,790 so the commute to work... [scoffs] hellish. 372 00:12:41,824 --> 00:12:43,259 I work from home. 373 00:12:43,292 --> 00:12:44,342 Oh. 374 00:12:45,296 --> 00:12:48,469 Before I sign, I think maybe I should 375 00:12:48,503 --> 00:12:49,873 look at that other house. 376 00:12:49,906 --> 00:12:51,108 [Bettany] Other house? 377 00:12:51,141 --> 00:12:53,312 I was gone for less than a minute. 378 00:12:54,114 --> 00:12:56,251 Okay... 379 00:12:59,124 --> 00:13:00,894 Did you wanna pick a club? 380 00:13:00,895 --> 00:13:01,762 Yeah, yeah. 381 00:13:01,763 --> 00:13:04,769 I like to survey the terrain first. 382 00:13:04,802 --> 00:13:06,204 You look so at home here. 383 00:13:06,238 --> 00:13:07,775 Yeah, that's... 384 00:13:07,808 --> 00:13:09,077 I know. 385 00:13:09,213 --> 00:13:12,818 That's an interesting way to grip it. 386 00:13:12,819 --> 00:13:14,220 Yeah, that's what Javie said too. 387 00:13:14,221 --> 00:13:16,727 But, you know, he wasn't complaining, so... 388 00:13:16,728 --> 00:13:17,761 Wow. 389 00:13:17,762 --> 00:13:19,464 You are off the rails. Swing. 390 00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:22,538 Jesus, take the club. 391 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:29,250 -Oh! -[simulator voice] Good swing. 392 00:13:30,353 --> 00:13:31,493 [notification alert] 393 00:13:33,092 --> 00:13:34,830 [Roman] Yes! Home at last. 394 00:13:34,863 --> 00:13:36,766 Who's a good boy? 395 00:13:36,799 --> 00:13:37,935 Well... 396 00:13:38,503 --> 00:13:40,540 Hopper looks pretty happy. 397 00:13:40,541 --> 00:13:41,843 Celebratory shots? 398 00:13:41,876 --> 00:13:42,979 Yeah! Yeah. 399 00:13:43,012 --> 00:13:46,083 And then after that, we'll go use the photo booth. 400 00:13:46,084 --> 00:13:48,389 [laughs] I'll photoshop you in. 401 00:13:49,057 --> 00:13:50,960 Meet me in the bathroom. 402 00:13:50,961 --> 00:13:52,864 Victoria is all over me like a bloodhound. 403 00:13:52,865 --> 00:13:53,866 I can't keep lying. 404 00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:55,636 Well, it just sounds like things are gettin' away 405 00:13:55,637 --> 00:13:57,908 from you a little bit, so maybe just call it a night. 406 00:13:57,909 --> 00:13:59,376 Will you just stop trying to be alone with Frank? 407 00:13:59,377 --> 00:14:01,582 It's getting very weird and we need an actual plan. 408 00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:03,018 Gotcha! 409 00:14:04,454 --> 00:14:05,825 Are you two hooking up? 410 00:14:05,826 --> 00:14:07,593 Is that why you've been acting so weird? 411 00:14:07,594 --> 00:14:08,997 [both] No... 412 00:14:09,331 --> 00:14:12,003 That-that... that would, that would be insane. 413 00:14:12,004 --> 00:14:14,006 -That'd be nuts. -No, I-I have, I have Javie. 414 00:14:14,007 --> 00:14:15,041 -So... -Yeah. 415 00:14:15,042 --> 00:14:16,244 Who's... wait, who's Javie? 416 00:14:16,245 --> 00:14:17,882 Babe, that's my golf instructor. 417 00:14:17,883 --> 00:14:19,350 -I told you... -You just called him babe! 418 00:14:19,351 --> 00:14:20,588 No... damn it. 419 00:14:20,621 --> 00:14:22,256 Okay, yes. We are hooking up. 420 00:14:22,257 --> 00:14:24,460 But I think it's, like, more than that. 421 00:14:24,461 --> 00:14:25,529 -Wait. Really? -Right? 422 00:14:25,530 --> 00:14:27,934 I mean, I do too, but wasn't sure how you felt. 423 00:14:27,935 --> 00:14:28,770 [faint singing] 424 00:14:28,771 --> 00:14:30,338 Okay. I'm sorry. It sounds like Frank 425 00:14:30,339 --> 00:14:32,142 is having a karaoke breakdown out there. 426 00:14:32,143 --> 00:14:35,951 -Is it okay if I just... please. -Yeah. Yeah. Just... yeah. 427 00:14:37,020 --> 00:14:38,456 Why didn't you tell me? 428 00:14:38,489 --> 00:14:39,592 I didn't tell anyone. 429 00:14:39,625 --> 00:14:40,828 Yeah, but I'm not anyone. 430 00:14:40,861 --> 00:14:42,463 At least I thought I wasn't. 431 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:46,630 Just one more thing, 'cause I need you to know this. 432 00:14:46,739 --> 00:14:48,208 You ruined golf for me. 433 00:14:48,242 --> 00:14:54,487 ? Sometimes... everybody cries. ? 434 00:14:57,461 --> 00:15:00,433 ? Everybody hur- 435 00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:02,103 Okay. Okay! 436 00:15:02,104 --> 00:15:03,071 Okay. 437 00:15:03,072 --> 00:15:04,240 ? Sometimes... 438 00:15:04,274 --> 00:15:05,910 Give it up for Frank, everybody. 439 00:15:05,911 --> 00:15:08,048 Such a soulful performance. Right? Thank you. 440 00:15:08,049 --> 00:15:10,353 [weak applause] 441 00:15:10,687 --> 00:15:12,090 You were doing so good. 442 00:15:12,124 --> 00:15:13,192 It was the video. 443 00:15:13,927 --> 00:15:15,163 I just miss him so much. 444 00:15:15,196 --> 00:15:17,835 And more than that, I feel like I failed him. 445 00:15:17,868 --> 00:15:19,304 He's... a perfect dog. 446 00:15:19,337 --> 00:15:22,310 [Man] Next up, we got Frank S. Tears in heaven. 447 00:15:22,344 --> 00:15:24,346 Okay. I can't stand to see you like this. 448 00:15:24,347 --> 00:15:26,284 I definitely can't take another song. 449 00:15:26,285 --> 00:15:27,086 So... 450 00:15:27,087 --> 00:15:28,288 as much as it pains me to say it, 451 00:15:28,289 --> 00:15:30,425 maybe you should think about going to get Hopper back. 452 00:15:30,426 --> 00:15:33,136 Do I ask myself why it's Hopper you love instead of me? 453 00:15:33,165 --> 00:15:34,969 -Yeah. -You comin'? 454 00:15:34,970 --> 00:15:36,271 Oh, we're going now. 455 00:15:42,551 --> 00:15:44,120 Why are his doors wide open? 456 00:15:44,154 --> 00:15:46,158 [muffled yelling] 457 00:15:46,425 --> 00:15:47,475 [muffled yell] 458 00:15:48,716 --> 00:15:50,800 [muffled yell] 459 00:15:50,801 --> 00:15:52,336 [Frank] Hopper! 460 00:15:54,576 --> 00:15:55,644 Hey. 461 00:15:55,677 --> 00:15:56,727 You okay? 462 00:15:56,980 --> 00:15:59,117 This is a Taken situation. 463 00:15:59,151 --> 00:16:00,201 They took Hopper. 464 00:16:00,202 --> 00:16:03,024 They probably already got him dancing on some sheikh's yacht. 465 00:16:03,025 --> 00:16:03,959 Cherise?! 466 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:05,930 Did they take her? Did they take Cherise? 467 00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:07,234 No. She did it! 468 00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:08,317 She cleaned me out! 469 00:16:08,336 --> 00:16:11,274 Hopper bolted when she was carrying out my 4K TV. 470 00:16:11,275 --> 00:16:12,375 He's probably looking for me! 471 00:16:12,376 --> 00:16:15,114 I'm such an idiot! I took a shower this morning. 472 00:16:15,115 --> 00:16:17,386 My musk is weak, so I gotta... 473 00:16:17,387 --> 00:16:19,223 Should I call the police? I'll call the police. 474 00:16:19,224 --> 00:16:20,693 No, we can't get the police involved 475 00:16:20,694 --> 00:16:22,162 in me and Cherise's situation. 476 00:16:22,163 --> 00:16:23,431 I can't believe you lost my dog. 477 00:16:23,432 --> 00:16:24,735 -What? -Here, let me help. 478 00:16:24,736 --> 00:16:25,737 [tape rips] -Ahhh! 479 00:16:25,738 --> 00:16:27,473 I can't believe I sold someone else's house. 480 00:16:27,474 --> 00:16:29,946 -I blew it! -She's just looking, okay? 481 00:16:29,979 --> 00:16:31,029 Just stay positive. 482 00:16:31,030 --> 00:16:33,184 You know, I think of myself as this hotshot entrepreneur 483 00:16:33,185 --> 00:16:34,787 who can make any deal happen. 484 00:16:34,788 --> 00:16:37,138 Now I'm wondering, maybe I'm terrible at this. 485 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:39,764 Okay, look, don't take this the wrong way. 486 00:16:39,765 --> 00:16:41,134 I'm preparing to be offended. 487 00:16:41,135 --> 00:16:42,436 You're not as smart as you think you are. 488 00:16:42,437 --> 00:16:44,173 I was ready for it and it still hurt. 489 00:16:44,174 --> 00:16:45,510 Look, I'm not calling you a dummy. 490 00:16:45,511 --> 00:16:48,014 I'm just saying you don't always know what's better. 491 00:16:48,015 --> 00:16:49,351 I had your house sold. 492 00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:51,622 No. You did. I'm sorry. 493 00:16:53,091 --> 00:16:54,628 Okay. Accepted. 494 00:16:54,862 --> 00:16:56,364 [phone chimes] 495 00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:03,144 She's going with the other house, isn't she? 496 00:17:03,145 --> 00:17:04,715 -Yup. -Oh... 497 00:17:04,782 --> 00:17:06,251 Give me that bottle. 498 00:17:06,252 --> 00:17:07,302 Ahh. 499 00:17:08,455 --> 00:17:11,462 It's empty! You stole my commission and my buzz? 500 00:17:11,463 --> 00:17:13,464 Yeah, I think I'm gonna need a ride home. 501 00:17:13,465 --> 00:17:15,637 No. You riding the bus, dummy. 502 00:17:15,670 --> 00:17:17,138 Hopper! 503 00:17:17,139 --> 00:17:18,342 Where are you? 504 00:17:18,376 --> 00:17:20,981 Daddy's sorry he abandoned you! 505 00:17:20,982 --> 00:17:22,049 Cherise! 506 00:17:22,050 --> 00:17:24,120 I just wanna talk. 507 00:17:24,187 --> 00:17:25,237 I forgive you. 508 00:17:25,238 --> 00:17:27,325 I think you're letting her off a little easy, man. 509 00:17:27,326 --> 00:17:29,463 [Dispatch] All available trucks, there is a Malinois 510 00:17:29,464 --> 00:17:32,604 pacing the outer guardrail of the Cherry Creek Bridge. 511 00:17:32,605 --> 00:17:33,404 That's Hopper. 512 00:17:33,405 --> 00:17:35,276 Uh, t-tell him not to jump. 513 00:17:35,277 --> 00:17:36,878 [Dispatch] The dog does not have a radio. 514 00:17:36,879 --> 00:17:39,529 Yeah, Truck 12 responding. We're on the way right now. 515 00:17:40,687 --> 00:17:42,356 Do you wanna do karaoke? 516 00:17:42,390 --> 00:17:45,195 They have Jock Jams, your favorite. 517 00:17:52,076 --> 00:17:53,245 Look, I'm sorry. Okay? 518 00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:54,881 I really wanted to tell you, I just... 519 00:17:54,882 --> 00:17:57,588 there's been so much scrutiny on me with the merger. 520 00:17:57,589 --> 00:17:59,256 No, enough about the bloody merger. 521 00:17:59,257 --> 00:18:01,996 We added 10 people. We are not uniting careers. 522 00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:03,497 You're right, I should've told you. 523 00:18:03,498 --> 00:18:05,136 How long has it been going on? 524 00:18:05,169 --> 00:18:07,239 About... two months. 525 00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:09,211 Two m- two months? 526 00:18:09,244 --> 00:18:12,116 That's not some hookup. You are in a relationship. 527 00:18:12,117 --> 00:18:13,418 No, we haven't had that conversation yet. 528 00:18:13,419 --> 00:18:15,757 But he did ask me about my Christmas wish list, 529 00:18:15,758 --> 00:18:16,808 so maybe we are? 530 00:18:16,809 --> 00:18:19,096 You two have had a crush on each other for, like, ever. 531 00:18:19,097 --> 00:18:20,299 The sex must be amazing. 532 00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:21,801 Or really bad. Is it really bad? 533 00:18:21,802 --> 00:18:23,039 Disappointing, maybe. 534 00:18:23,072 --> 00:18:24,474 I'm excited for you. 535 00:18:24,775 --> 00:18:26,110 I am, I am. 536 00:18:26,111 --> 00:18:27,345 This is incredible news. 537 00:18:27,346 --> 00:18:30,319 -I know. -That you withheld from me. 538 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:31,387 Because you don't trust me. 539 00:18:31,388 --> 00:18:33,392 -I totally trust you. -Do you? 540 00:18:33,393 --> 00:18:34,393 Because I tell you everything. 541 00:18:34,394 --> 00:18:37,266 Like that time that I went to the club... 542 00:18:38,102 --> 00:18:40,439 and I bought my own drinks. 543 00:18:40,472 --> 00:18:41,522 Mm-hmm. 544 00:18:41,523 --> 00:18:43,512 Would it make you feel better if I told you something 545 00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:45,182 that I've never admitted to anyone? 546 00:18:45,183 --> 00:18:47,286 It would depend on how juicy it is. 547 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:49,290 It's a ripe peach in a hot car. 548 00:18:49,291 --> 00:18:50,358 Okay. I'm ready. 549 00:18:50,359 --> 00:18:53,834 So you know Terrence who delivers the cat food? 550 00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:55,537 -Yeah. -Mm-hmm. 551 00:18:55,571 --> 00:18:56,806 Okay. Well... 552 00:18:59,244 --> 00:19:01,181 I sent him a nude. 553 00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:02,349 Okay. It was an accident. 554 00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:03,519 It was an accident! 555 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:05,790 I was taking practice shots. 556 00:19:05,824 --> 00:19:07,193 -And I- -Wait. No, go back. 557 00:19:07,194 --> 00:19:08,027 -No. What? -Practice shots. 558 00:19:08,028 --> 00:19:09,296 These aren't for anyone specific. 559 00:19:09,297 --> 00:19:12,269 It was last year, I was single, and I needed to create a library 560 00:19:12,270 --> 00:19:14,173 to pull from should the opportunity present itself. 561 00:19:14,174 --> 00:19:15,209 -Of course. -So... 562 00:19:15,210 --> 00:19:16,244 So, why Terrence? 563 00:19:16,245 --> 00:19:17,547 I was sending him a work email, 564 00:19:17,548 --> 00:19:19,184 and I accidentally attached it. 565 00:19:19,217 --> 00:19:21,255 And now things are super awkward. 566 00:19:21,288 --> 00:19:22,858 -[whispers] Oh my god. -Mm-hmm. 567 00:19:23,058 --> 00:19:24,862 That is really good. 568 00:19:24,896 --> 00:19:27,234 But to earn my full forgiveness, 569 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:28,503 I need one more thing. 570 00:19:28,536 --> 00:19:29,586 Okay. 571 00:19:29,587 --> 00:19:31,441 I'm not sending you the picture. 572 00:19:31,442 --> 00:19:32,543 Yeah. I'm gonna get it from Terrence. 573 00:19:32,544 --> 00:19:33,934 No you're not. No you're not. 574 00:19:38,442 --> 00:19:40,325 Hopper! 575 00:19:40,326 --> 00:19:41,763 -Come! [Hopper barks] 576 00:19:41,796 --> 00:19:42,865 Come, boy! 577 00:19:42,898 --> 00:19:44,668 Hopper. Oh. 578 00:19:44,702 --> 00:19:45,837 Hi. Hey, boy. 579 00:19:45,871 --> 00:19:47,607 -How you doing? [phone chimes] 580 00:19:47,608 --> 00:19:48,575 Is that Cherise? 581 00:19:48,576 --> 00:19:50,279 Is she trying to get a hold of me? 582 00:19:50,312 --> 00:19:51,948 Dude, she's gone. Okay? 583 00:19:51,949 --> 00:19:52,884 Oh, man. 584 00:19:52,885 --> 00:19:54,815 The sale of my house just fell through. 585 00:19:54,822 --> 00:19:55,872 Oh, boy. 586 00:19:55,873 --> 00:19:57,560 Everything's going to crap. 587 00:19:57,561 --> 00:19:59,532 Pal, I'm so sorry. I can't imagine 588 00:19:59,565 --> 00:20:01,835 all the horrors you saw at Roman's haunted 589 00:20:01,836 --> 00:20:02,737 dollhouse mansion. 590 00:20:02,738 --> 00:20:04,707 Kicking a man while he's down, F'Shaw? 591 00:20:04,708 --> 00:20:07,179 And lest you forget, you're not permitted to have 592 00:20:07,180 --> 00:20:08,949 a dog in your one-bedroom depression hut. 593 00:20:08,950 --> 00:20:10,554 We'll figure out something. 594 00:20:10,588 --> 00:20:13,491 At my community garden there's a shed. 595 00:20:13,492 --> 00:20:15,831 No. I can't allow you to rest your angry head 596 00:20:15,864 --> 00:20:17,601 on bags of fertilizer. 597 00:20:18,135 --> 00:20:19,872 I may have a better option. 598 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:21,742 It's morning. 599 00:20:21,776 --> 00:20:25,383 You come downstairs and the smell of coffee 600 00:20:25,416 --> 00:20:27,253 permeates your new home. 601 00:20:27,554 --> 00:20:29,256 Frank, you love coffee. 602 00:20:29,257 --> 00:20:30,492 It's the perfect rental for you. 603 00:20:30,493 --> 00:20:32,496 You guys are selling to the wrong person. 604 00:20:32,497 --> 00:20:34,400 It's this guy you gotta close. 605 00:20:35,203 --> 00:20:36,471 Oh. 606 00:20:39,344 --> 00:20:41,848 Huh. I guess all cats want is a big window. 607 00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:43,418 Where do I sign? 608 00:20:48,395 --> 00:20:49,832 Why are you so quiet? 609 00:20:49,865 --> 00:20:51,468 He's not allowed to talk. 610 00:20:55,844 --> 00:20:57,614 [phone rings] 611 00:20:57,615 --> 00:20:59,416 Hello, Roman. 612 00:20:59,417 --> 00:21:01,487 Let me guess, your girlfriend stole your signed 613 00:21:01,488 --> 00:21:02,891 Coyote Ugly cast photo? 614 00:21:02,924 --> 00:21:04,360 Nah, it's just my passport. 615 00:21:04,394 --> 00:21:05,444 Nothing important. 616 00:21:05,445 --> 00:21:07,533 But I'm calling for Hopper. Can you put him on? 617 00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:09,269 Oh, no, no. I get it. You miss him already. 618 00:21:09,270 --> 00:21:10,439 Just put him on. 619 00:21:15,449 --> 00:21:16,686 [Hopper urinates] 620 00:21:16,719 --> 00:21:19,892 You taught my dog to pee on command? 621 00:21:19,925 --> 00:21:21,596 [laughs] Yes, I did. 622 00:21:21,629 --> 00:21:23,833 And you'll never guess the command word. 623 00:21:23,834 --> 00:21:24,901 Let's just say 624 00:21:24,902 --> 00:21:27,339 it's a word you'll have a hard time letting go. 625 00:21:27,641 --> 00:21:30,479 [groans] Why did I trust that idiot? 626 00:21:30,814 --> 00:21:31,982 [Hopper urinates] 627 00:21:32,784 --> 00:21:34,319 It's idiot. 628 00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:35,657 [Hopper urinates] 629 00:21:36,826 --> 00:21:38,796 Ah, it's my favorite word. I'm screwed. 630 00:21:38,846 --> 00:21:43,396 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0